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King o’ the Cats

Told by Aaron Shepard

Gift of Story #22

Adapted for storytelling by the author, from his picture book published by Atheneum, New York, 2004

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Story copyright © 2004 Aaron Shepard. Adaptation copyright © 2004 Aaron Shepard. You are welcome to tell this story for fun or profit, except you may not sell recordings without permission. When performing, please mention the author and the children’s book, if any.

PREVIEW: Peter is notorious for telling wild stories—so who will believe him now, with his crazy claims about cats?

GENRE: Folktales, tall tales, ghost stories
CULTURE: British (English)
THEME: Credibility
AUDIENCE AGES: 4–12, adult
LENGTH: 10 minutes

NOTES: This is a much expanded retelling of the original folktale.

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Young Peter Black was a good man, but everyone said he had one big fault. He loved to tell wild stories.

Peter was the sexton at the Church of St. Thomas the Believer, there in the little town of Tabby-on-Thames. He stayed in the cottage behind the church, right next to Father Allen’s house. Many were the jobs he’d held before that, but with his wild stories, he’d managed to lose every one.

Father Allen had warned him. “Peter, this is the last job you’re likely to get in this town. If you want to keep it, your wild stories must stop!”

One night Peter couldn’t sleep. He tossed and he turned and at last got up to make himself some tea. But when he glanced out his window, he saw the windows of the church ablaze with light.

“What in the world . . . ?” muttered Peter. “There shouldn’t be anyone there, this time of night. And how’d they get in, anyway?”

Peter pulled on a coat, crossed the yard, and quietly unlocked the back door. As he crept through the vestry, he heard a sound from the church. Meow, meow . . . .

“Sounds like a cat,” murmured Peter. “But I never knew a cat to light a candle.”

He peered around the curtain hung at the church entrance, and what he saw made him gasp. There was not one cat, but hundreds of cats, of every size and coloring. They filled the pews, and all of them sat upright just like people.

On the steps to the altar, a big black cat—the biggest cat Peter had ever seen—was kneeling with his head bowed. Standing above him with paws upraised was a black cat in bishop’s robes, intoning, “Meow, meow . . . .”

An altar kitten approached with a velvet pillow on which lay a small golden crown. The bishop lifted the crown and solemnly placed it on the kneeling cat’s head.

The church exploded with cries of Meow, meow! Peter didn’t wait to see more. He raced through the vestry and back to his cottage, where he jumped into bed and stayed trembling under the covers till morning.

Bright and early, Peter was over to see Father Allen. The priest was reading in the conservatory, his black cat Tom curled up on his lap.

“Good morning, Peter,” said the priest. “What brings you here so early?”

“Father Allen, I came to tell you about something terribly weird in the church last night. I saw these lights and I went over to check, and I heard a meow—”

“Meow,” said the priest’s cat, Tom.

“Yes, just like that,” said Peter. “And when I looked, there were hundreds of cats in the church. And there was this one big black cat, and he was kneeling in front, and their bishop was crowning him—”

Father Allen was looking at him sternly. “Peter, do you remember what I told you about wild stories?”

“Of course I do, Father.”

“Then let’s have no more of this, all right?”

“But, Father—”

“Listen, Peter, I have an errand for you. Will you walk over to Brambleton today and deliver a message to Father Rowan?”

Peter would and Peter did. But he didn’t get to it till late afternoon, and by the time he started home, it was already dusk. He decided to take a shortcut cross-country.

He was halfway through a meadow and up to a stand of trees when he heard a commotion. From beyond the meadow came the barking of a dog and a chorus of Meow, meow.

“Is it those cats again?” said Peter in alarm, ducking behind a tree.

An Irish setter raced into the meadow, barking for all it was worth. Right behind were a dozen cats with bows and arrows, riding—yes, riding—on the backs of bridled foxes. The big black cat at their head was wearing a golden crown.

At first Peter thought the setter was leading the cats on the trail of their quarry. Then he realized, No, they’re hunting the dog!

As the cat with the crown rode by a large rock, his fox tripped and stumbled and the cat went flying. He struck his head on the rock and lay still.

The other cats gave up the chase and crowded anxiously around him. Then with loud, mournful cries of Meow, meow, they laid him over the back of his fox and returned the way they had come.

Peter stood shaking till they were out of sight, then nipped off home as fast as his wobbly legs would bear him. He found Father Allen at supper, with his cat, Tom, nibbling from a dish by the table.

“Father, it’s about those cats. I was crossing a meadow, and I heard a dog barking and all these cats crying meow—”

“Meow,” said Tom.

“Yes, just like that,” said Peter. “And then the cats came riding into the meadow on foxes, all of them chasing this dog, but then the cat with the crown fell off and hit his head and . . . and . . . and . . . . Father, why’s Tom staring at me like that?”

Father Allen put down his fork. “Peter, I’ve warned you often enough about your wild stories. Now, if you come to me talking like this again, I’m going to have to let you go. Do you understand?”

“But, Father, it’s no story. I swear it!”

That’s enough, Peter! Now, I’m sorry to ask you so late, but I have another chore for you. Mrs. Pennyweather has passed on suddenly, and tomorrow’s the funeral. I need you to dig her grave—tonight.”

So it was that Peter was digging in the graveyard by the light of the full moon. It was hard work, and he had to keep resting, and it wasn’t till right around midnight that he finished.

Just as he was about to climb out, he heard a distant Meow, then again, Meow, and again, Meow.

“It’s the cats!” declared Peter. He scrunched down in the grave, then carefully peered over the edge.

Coming across the graveyard was the black bishop cat, and behind him were six more black cats, carrying on their shoulders a small coffin. The box was covered with a pall of black velvet, and sitting on top was the golden crown that Peter had seen twice before.

The cats walked slowly and solemnly, and at every third step cried, Meow. Their path went right by the grave where Peter hid, and when they were but a few feet away, the bishop held up a paw for a halt. Then he turned and stared straight at Peter and spoke.

“Tell Tom Tildrum . . . that Tim Toldrum’s . . . dead.

Then he lowered his paw, and the cats walked on, and at every third step cried, Meow.

Well, Peter scrambled out of that grave and bolted for Father Allen’s. He pounded on the door, shouting, “Father! Father! Let me in!”

At last the door opened and Father Allen stood there sleepily in his nightshirt. “Peter, what’s going on?

“Let me in, Father, please, and I’ll tell you.”

Father Allen led him into the library, where Tom yawned and stretched on his cat bed. The priest lit a lamp.

“Now, what’s this all about, Peter?”

“Father, you’ve got to believe me. I was out digging Mrs. Pennyweather’s grave when I heard a meow—”

“Meow,” said Tom.

“Yes, just like that,” said Peter. “And I looked and saw seven black cats, and one was the bishop, and the others were carrying a coffin with a crown, and they came right up next to me, and the bishop stopped them and stared at me just like Tom there and . . . and . . . and . . . . Father, why’s Tom staring at me like that?”

“Peter—” began the priest.

“But, Father, I tell you, he spoke to me! And he gave me a message. I’m to tell Tom Tildrum that Tim Toldrum’s dead. But how can I tell Tom Tildrum that Tim Toldrum’s dead when I don’t know who Tom Tildrum is?”

“Peter, this is the last straw. I’ve warned you again and again—”

“Father! Look at Tom! Look at Tom!”

Tom was swaying, and Tom was swelling, and Tom was standing on his two hind legs, and then Tom spoke.

“What? Tim Toldrum dead? Then I’m the King o’ the Cats!”

Tom leaped toward the fireplace, and with a single Meow, he bounded up the chimney and was gone.

Never to be seen again.

* * *

Of course, after that, there was no more talk of Peter losing his job. But as for Father Allen . . . .

Well, Father Allen was a good man, but everyone said he had one big fault. He loved to tell wild stories—about Tom, the King o’ the Cats.


Tips for Telling

I like to introduce this story to kids by asking, “Would you like to hear a spooky story?” (I can’t say “scary,” because it’s really not.) Of course, the answer is overwhelmingly positive.

Don’t be afraid to tell this to kids in parochial schools. In fact, I make a point to do that, since they’re the best at getting the religious references.

Since the tale is at least nominally English, you’re welcome to use accents if you can do them. But my retelling doesn’t make a big point of national setting, and my British accents are not good, so I don’t use them myself.

The spookiness of the story comes with a good deal of humor just below the surface. Peter is truly a comic figure, with his worse-than-useless attempts to make Father Allen believe him, and with his growing terror of cats. You can heighten the fun by exaggerating his reactions. You can also play up his repetitive responses to Tom by delivering them nearly identically each time.

Still, the impact of the story comes largely from straight-faced narration. It won’t be spooky at all unless you seem serious, and even some of the humor comes from your not obviously meaning to be funny. So keep the humor more implicit than explicit. One exception might be in the meows, which you can really ham up.

The tale is a study in contrasts, which you can reflect by varying your tone and pacing. These contrasts become more marked as the story progresses. The graveyard scene toward the story’s end is especially slow, quiet, solemn, stately—well, yes, grave. Yet the next scene, with Peter and Father Allen, is almost manic, racing on to the final revelation.

I find this scene the most challenging in the story, because any stumble here will hurt the momentum. In fact, between the moment Peter gets out of the grave and the moment Tom leaps up the chimney, I don’t even find time to swallow!

Obviously, the most important line in the story is Tom’s “Then I’m the King o’ the Cats!” In fact, you might call the whole tale an excuse to say this line! Think of it as a one‑line poem, and make it memorable by really punching up the rhythm: “Then I’M the KING o’ the CATS!” Say it right, and you’ll have kids repeating it for days.

This is probably the most powerful story in my storytelling arsenal. Ranging from solemn to frantic, from awesome to comical, it’s quite an experience for both teller and audience—and a surefire winner.

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Book cover: King o’ the Cats
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King o’ the Cats
By Aaron Shepard
Illustrated by Kristin Sorra

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